£7.50. Anyone interested?

Is it a vegan ticket, likely to collapse due to it's silly diet?

1. It is a ticket, made out of a piece of card; it does not eat.

2. It is a ticket, made out of a piece of card; it has no notion of political standpoints.

3. It is a ticket, made out of a piece of card; it cannot stand on its own and, therefore, cannot collapse.

4. 'Its', not "it's".

5. Regardless of what the ticket does or does not eat, it is still going spare and can still be used to admit one person into Saturday's game.

0/10. Try harder.

I was about to make a comment about ignorance and unnecessary antagonism but then I realised that with a username like 'Sandra the Terrorist' there's probably no point.

You are new here aren't you?

Bit touchy aren't we

You must have been absolutley knackered after that.

Have a bit of tofu, that'll perk you up I like the smoked variety.

Unless you are an 18st bloke with a beard, I don't think you are in a position to criticise others user names. Besides I gave him that name!

This is now two tickets, sat together. £7.50 each.