' no pies are left in this van overnight '


On a truck on the M6

It will be being parked overnight in Wigoon.

Sounds like the UKBA were fooled by the Wigginers attempt at people smuggling.......



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best i've seen recently

partick fc shop..................thistle do nicely


billy is a builder in hastings, on his truck it says "WILLIAM THE CONCRETER"

and the best one was in a scottish newspaper............we would like to make it clear that the old pouffe ,blamed for starting a fire at dunoon cottage, as we reported last week, referred to an item of furniature, and NOT the owner!!!

Brilliant!

Best sign I saw was in the window of Blacks in Edinburgh it read "Now is the winter sale of our discount tent".

I saw a dirty white van in platt wazz with a sign in the back saying "No tools in this van" and somebody had wrote in the dirt underneath " apart from the driver and his mate".

Me and my mrs saw a van that said on the side 'Daves new wifes a bloke'

Just seen a van in Daubhill

"Patel & Patel Builders - You've tried the Cowboys now try the Indians"

Hand written sign in a shop in Scotland.
WE WOULD RATHER SERVE A THOUSAND AL QUAIDA TERRORISTS THAN ONE BRITISH SOLDIER.





It was in the undertakers window.

Another one that I saw in a chippy window at Newquay, Cornwall. It said " the best fish in the whole of Newquay. Ten million flies can't be wrong".

Saw this sign on a cloggers windows, 'Our soles are best', apparently its was run by hormonsexuals.